Piss Spot

One day, at Trump Taj Casino in A.C. I finally got on the stupid $5/10 Omaha/8 table after an interminable wait.  To the left of me is an empt seat.  I love when there is an empty seat for various reasons.  Being in close proximity of poker players and their bad breath is not the least of them so when a seat is oh-so-temporarily empty it is a rare treat.  Well, short lived is putting it mildly as the seat was filled before I played my first hand.  This corpulent (nice way of saying fat fuck) woman plops her two-seat ass down next to me and I thought a total eclipse just took place indoors for the first time in the history of mankind.  This woman is so big (this is where you say 'how big?') that she has to sit side-saddle in her chair.  And that's when I saw it!  The giant piss spot!  I got up without playing a single hand and realized the beauty of on-line play in an instant!